Marriage 150 "How men hate waiting while their wives shop for clothes and trinkets; how women hate waiting, often for much of their lives, while their husbands shop for fame and glory." Thomas Szasz. 1924. Gross, ed. Oxford Book of Aphorisms.
Marriage 151 "Very often the only thing that comes between a charming man and a charming woman is the fact that they are married to each other." Robert DeFlers and Gaston Caillavet. 1914. Gross, ed. Oxford Book of Aphorisms.
Marriage 151 "When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her." Sacha Guitry. 1948. Gross, ed. Oxford Book of Aphorisms.
Marriage 13 "Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse." Groucho Marx. Portable Curmudgeon.
Marriage 190 "Marriage is a triumph of habit over hate." Oscar Levant. Portable Curmudgeon.